<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>Ivany &#187; Work Life</title> <atom:link href="http://ivany.org/tag/work-life/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://ivany.org</link> <description>pseudorandomness with just a hint of sarcasm for flavour</description> <lastBuildDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 14:31:08 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1</generator> <item><title>Rotten office fridge cleanup sends seven workers to hospital</title><link>http://ivany.org/rotten-office-fridge-cleanup-sends-seven-workers-to-hospital/</link> <comments>http://ivany.org/rotten-office-fridge-cleanup-sends-seven-workers-to-hospital/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 15:43:57 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Jeff Ivany</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[General]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Work Life]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://ivany.org/?p=925</guid> <description><![CDATA[Apparently the workers at an AT&#38;T office in San Jose are unable to keep their fridge clean. It&#8217;s sort of sad to know that there are offices out there that have the same (and worse) problems as the ones I&#8217;ve worked&#160;in. Rotten office fridge cleanup sends seven workers to&#160;hospital Authorities say an enterprising office worker [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apparently the workers at an AT&amp;T office in San Jose are unable to keep their fridge clean. It&#8217;s sort of sad to know that there are offices out there that have the same (and worse) problems as the ones I&#8217;ve worked&nbsp;in.</p><p><a title="Rotten office fridge cleanup sends seven workers to hospital" href="http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/090513/koddities/oddity_rotten_office_food" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/090513/koddities/oddity_rotten_office_food?referer=');">Rotten office fridge cleanup sends seven workers to&nbsp;hospital</a></p><blockquote><p>Authorities say an enterprising office worker had decided to clean it out, placing the food in a conference room while using two cleaning chemicals to scrub down the&nbsp;mess.</p><p>The mixture of old lunches and disinfectant caused 28 people to need treatment for vomiting and&nbsp;nausea.</p></blockquote><p>And now for the real&nbsp;kicker:</p><blockquote><p>Authorities say the worker who cleaned the refrigerator didn&#8217;t need treatment&thinsp;&#8211;&thinsp;she can&#8217;t smell because of&nbsp;allergies.</p></blockquote><p>One more reason to avoid the office fridge in general. Ours get cleaned out on a regular basis (the cleaning staff post warnings as to when it&#8217;s going to get cleaned) and everything inside gets tossed directly into the garbage. Unfortunately, that doesn&#8217;t do anything for the science experiments that some people seem to like to create at their&nbsp;desks.</p><p style="border: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); padding: 5px; background: rgb(221, 221, 221) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; clear: both;"><span style="display: none;">[</span> The post "<a href="http://ivany.org/rotten-office-fridge-cleanup-sends-seven-workers-to-hospital/" title="Rotten office fridge cleanup sends seven workers to hospital" target="_blank">Rotten office fridge cleanup sends seven workers to hospital</a>" originally appeared on <a href="http://ivany.org" target="_blank">Ivany</a>. Why not <a href="http://ivany.org/feed/" title="Subscribe to the Ivany RSS feed" target="_blank">subscribe</a> to our RSS feed directly if you haven't already?<span style="display: none;">]</span></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://ivany.org/rotten-office-fridge-cleanup-sends-seven-workers-to-hospital/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Bull Retractable ID Badge Holders with Steel Cord</title><link>http://ivany.org/bull-retractable-id-badge-holders-with-steel-cord/</link> <comments>http://ivany.org/bull-retractable-id-badge-holders-with-steel-cord/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 17:39:04 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Jeff Ivany</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[General]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ID badge holder]]></category> <category><![CDATA[steel cord]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Work Life]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://ivany.org/2008/07/28/bull-retractable-id-badge-holders-with-steel-cord/</guid> <description><![CDATA[I need a Bull Retractable ID Badge Holder with Steel Cord to replace my almost broken retractable badge holder. The stupid cheap badge holders have a tiny braided thread that doesn&#8217;t stand up to being used on a regular basis.  Since I have to wear an ID/Access badge at my work all the time, it [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img alt="Bull Retractable ID Badge Holder" id="image278" class="alignleft" src="http://ivany.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bull_wired_retractable_reels.jpeg" /> I need a <a href="http://www.kyledesigns.com/product/BHSTEELBADGE-230" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/www.kyledesigns.com/product/BHSTEELBADGE-230?referer=');">Bull Retractable ID Badge Holder with Steel Cord</a> to replace my almost broken retractable badge holder. The stupid cheap badge holders have a tiny braided thread that doesn&#8217;t stand up to being used on a regular basis.  Since I have to wear an ID/Access badge at my work all the time, it would be nice to have something that would withstand being used&nbsp;daily.</p><p>I just need to convince a bunch more of my co-workers that they need these and then we can do a big bulk order.  I&#8217;m too cheap to pay for shipping for just one. &nbsp;:)</p><p>Maybe someone will buy me one for my birthday or Christmas some year. &nbsp;:D</p><p style="border: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); padding: 5px; background: rgb(221, 221, 221) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; clear: both;"><span style="display: none;">[</span> The post "<a href="http://ivany.org/bull-retractable-id-badge-holders-with-steel-cord/" title="Bull Retractable ID Badge Holders with Steel Cord" target="_blank">Bull Retractable ID Badge Holders with Steel Cord</a>" originally appeared on <a href="http://ivany.org" target="_blank">Ivany</a>. Why not <a href="http://ivany.org/feed/" title="Subscribe to the Ivany RSS feed" target="_blank">subscribe</a> to our RSS feed directly if you haven't already?<span style="display: none;">]</span></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://ivany.org/bull-retractable-id-badge-holders-with-steel-cord/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>SEC charges ex-Nortel execs with accounting fraud</title><link>http://ivany.org/sec-charges-ex-nortel-execs-with-accounting-fraud/</link> <comments>http://ivany.org/sec-charges-ex-nortel-execs-with-accounting-fraud/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 17:55:49 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Jeff Ivany</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[General]]></category> <category><![CDATA[disgorge]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Douglas Beatty]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Frank Dunn]]></category> <category><![CDATA[fraud]]></category> <category><![CDATA[MaryAnne Pahapill]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Michael Gollogly]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Nortel]]></category> <category><![CDATA[SEC]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Securities and Exchange Commission]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Work Life]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://ivany.org/2007/03/12/sec-charges-ex-nortel-execs-with-accounting-fraud/</guid> <description><![CDATA[The SEC has charged four former Nortel executives with accounting fraud, The four are former Chief Executive Frank Dunn, former Chief Financial Officer Douglas Beatty, former Controller Michael Gollogly and former Assistant Controller MaryAnne&#160;Pahapill. According to&#160;Reuters: The Securities and Exchange Commission is seeking a permanent injunction, civil monetary penalties, barrings as officers or directors of [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The SEC has charged four former Nortel executives with accounting fraud,  The four are former Chief Executive Frank Dunn, former Chief Financial Officer Douglas Beatty, former Controller Michael Gollogly and former Assistant Controller MaryAnne&nbsp;Pahapill.</p><p>According to&nbsp;<a title="SEC charges ex-Nortel execs with accounting fraud" href="http://www.reuters.com/article/governmentFilingsNews/idUSN1234837820070312" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/www.reuters.com/article/governmentFilingsNews/idUSN1234837820070312?referer=');">Reuters</a>:</p><blockquote><p>The Securities and Exchange Commission is seeking a permanent injunction, civil monetary penalties, barrings as officers or directors of a public company, and disgorgement of ill-gotten profits against all&nbsp;four.</p></blockquote><p>One of my co-workers thought to look up the word&nbsp;<a title="Dictionary.com - disgorge" href="http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&#038;q=disgorge" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2_038_q=disgorge&amp;referer=');">disgorge</a>:</p><p>dis·gorge:</p><ol><li>to eject or throw out from the throat, mouth, or stomach; vomit&nbsp;forth.</li><li>to surrender or yield (something, esp. something illicitly&nbsp;obtained).</li><li>to discharge forcefully or as a result of&nbsp;force.</li><li>to eject, yield, or discharge&nbsp;something.</li></ol><p>We like the first definition the best.  So go on Dunn, vomit up that&nbsp;cash!</p><p>Of course the next question is, if Frank Dunn (et al.) do vomit up the cash, who does it go to?  It shouldn&#8217;t really go back to Nortel because it wasn&#8217;t theirs to start with.  It should go back to share&nbsp;holders.</p><p style="border: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); padding: 5px; background: rgb(221, 221, 221) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; clear: both;"><span style="display: none;">[</span> The post "<a href="http://ivany.org/sec-charges-ex-nortel-execs-with-accounting-fraud/" title="SEC charges ex-Nortel execs with accounting fraud" target="_blank">SEC charges ex-Nortel execs with accounting fraud</a>" originally appeared on <a href="http://ivany.org" target="_blank">Ivany</a>. Why not <a href="http://ivany.org/feed/" title="Subscribe to the Ivany RSS feed" target="_blank">subscribe</a> to our RSS feed directly if you haven't already?<span style="display: none;">]</span></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://ivany.org/sec-charges-ex-nortel-execs-with-accounting-fraud/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Round 4 Layoff Day</title><link>http://ivany.org/round-4-layoff-day/</link> <comments>http://ivany.org/round-4-layoff-day/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 16 Oct 2002 14:21:36 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Jeff Ivany</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[fate]]></category> <category><![CDATA[layoff]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Work Life]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://ivany.org/2002/10/16/round-4-layoff-day/</guid> <description><![CDATA[It has&#160;begun Well, emails are being sent out now for various meetings. I&#8217;ve yet to receive one. Who knows what that means. One of the people in my group did get an email. Not sure yet what is going on. This is by far the worst part of the whole layoff process. Knowing that today [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>It has&nbsp;begun</b></p><p>Well, emails are being sent out now for various meetings.  I&#8217;ve yet to receive one.  Who knows what that means.  One of the people in my group did get an email.  Not sure yet what is going on.<br /> <span id="more-119"></span><br /> This is by far the worst part of the whole layoff process.  Knowing that today is the day but just waiting to find out your fate.  I hate this part the most.  Everything leading upto this day is easy.  You just come to work, speculate on what&#8217;s going to happen and then you go home.  Today I sit here wondering wtf is going to happen.  Why didn&#8217;t I get an email?  What does that mean?  Why did someone else get an email?  Is that bad for&nbsp;them?</p><p>I hate this part the most.&nbsp;Waiting.</p><p>Well, looks like I&#8217;m still employed. For now anyways.  We shall see what the next 3 months or so&nbsp;brings.</p><p style="border: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); padding: 5px; background: rgb(221, 221, 221) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; clear: both;"><span style="display: none;">[</span> The post "<a href="http://ivany.org/round-4-layoff-day/" title="Round 4 Layoff Day" target="_blank">Round 4 Layoff Day</a>" originally appeared on <a href="http://ivany.org" target="_blank">Ivany</a>. Why not <a href="http://ivany.org/feed/" title="Subscribe to the Ivany RSS feed" target="_blank">subscribe</a> to our RSS feed directly if you haven't already?<span style="display: none;">]</span></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://ivany.org/round-4-layoff-day/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Layoffs Round 4</title><link>http://ivany.org/layoffs-round-4/</link> <comments>http://ivany.org/layoffs-round-4/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 15 Oct 2002 19:09:58 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Jeff Ivany</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[envelope]]></category> <category><![CDATA[fate]]></category> <category><![CDATA[layoffs]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Work Life]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://ivany.org/2002/10/15/layoffs-round-4/</guid> <description><![CDATA[Well, round 4 is now starting. Finally. I just got word that one of the other product lines is having a &#8220;meeting&#8221; right now. I love those kinds of &#8220;meetings&#8221;. The ones where they tell everyone to come as attendance is mandatory. Go into such and such a room and wait for what you&#8217;re expecting. [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, round 4 is now starting.  Finally.  I just got word that one of the other product lines is having a &#8220;meeting&#8221; right now.<br /> <span id="more-118"></span><br /> I love those kinds of &#8220;meetings&#8221;.  The ones where they tell everyone to come as attendance is mandatory.  Go into such and such a room and wait for what you&#8217;re expecting.  When you get there, have one of your upper management types make some comments.  Then you get to go find the envelope with your name on it.  Does the letter &#8220;I&#8221; come in &#8220;A-N&#8221; or in &#8220;O-Z&#8221;.  I&#8217;ve forgotten twice&nbsp;now.</p><p>Once you&#8217;ve got that envelope, you open it and it tells you to go to another room.  Off you go, not knowing your fate.  You look around and try and see who else is heading your way.  &#8220;Are <b>they</b> a keeper?&#8221;.  If that answer is &#8220;Yes&#8221; then you feel a little better.  It&#8217;s not over though until someone comes into that room and tells you that you haven&#8217;t been laid off.  Even then it&#8217;s not over until those that do get laid off no longer come&nbsp;around.</p><p>I still feel so guilty about not being laid off last time.  Maybe&nbsp;tomorrow.</p><p style="border: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); padding: 5px; background: rgb(221, 221, 221) none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; clear: both;"><span style="display: none;">[</span> The post "<a href="http://ivany.org/layoffs-round-4/" title="Layoffs Round 4" target="_blank">Layoffs Round 4</a>" originally appeared on <a href="http://ivany.org" target="_blank">Ivany</a>. Why not <a href="http://ivany.org/feed/" title="Subscribe to the Ivany RSS feed" target="_blank">subscribe</a> to our RSS feed directly if you haven't already?<span style="display: none;">]</span></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://ivany.org/layoffs-round-4/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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