A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?”

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.”
“Oh I see”, replied the boy pensively. “Yes, I’ve heard of that […]

Dear Abby:
I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancee’s mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond […]

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It has begun
Well, emails are being sent out now for various meetings. I’ve yet to receive one. Who knows what that means. One of the people in my group did get an email. Not sure yet what is going on.

This is by far the worst part of the whole layoff process. […]

Well, round 4 is now starting. Finally. I just got word that one of the other product lines is having a “meeting” right now.

I love those kinds of “meetings”. The ones where they tell everyone to come as attendance is mandatory. Go into such and such a room and wait for […]